Every time you emulate, God kills a cabinet.
Above is my remix of the classic “masturbation” meme. I made another one (below) with those same old watercolors I keep talking about. I want to the second one, because Joss knows I’ve put a ton of work on it, but the photo version is obviously superior.
BTW, if [...]

My 404 Failephant image is getting kicked around the internet like a simile at a metaphor convention thanks to the Scott’s post on Laughing Squid. It’s spreading quickly via Twitter and blogs, and everyone seems to be properly attributing it, which is a pleasant surprise. Thanks all.
It even showed up on Buzzfeed.com in a post [...]

My grandpa was a maker. Whatever the family needed, he would whip up in his basement workshop. He built the house he lived in as well as most of the other houses on the block. I remember seeing his workshop as a kid and realizing for possibly the first time that everything had to come [...]

I decided to design a new logo for John McCain while he puts his campaign on hold for a while.

Failephant is the new Fail Whale. BTW, rejected captions include; “Bring that GOP back”, “We’ll be right pachyderm”, “Our trunks are packed, but we’ll be right back”.

I’ve always been behind the technology curve. It was 1986 when I finally talked my parents into buying an NES, that’s two and a half years after most of my friends got theirs. My next console was a Sega Genesis in 1991, again, two years late again. I still am pretty behind technologically, rocking an [...]

Here are two new and seemingly random watercolor pieces I did. I don’t know why they both happen to be of sumo wrestlers.

Since I’ve been so obsessed with those cheap Crayola watercolor sets recently, I decided to create a new set on my flickr page. You can see all my “cheap watercolor” pieces here.

You can tell you’ve reached some sort of success when your album ends up in a thrift store. At least that’s how I’ve always felt.
Last week my mom found a 12 year old copy of Yim, Yam, and Ram’s debut album in a Salvation Army in Nashville, TN. Yim, Yam, and Ram was my second [...]

Here is a quick screen shot I took last night to show the games I’ve currently been playing the most. Not really a scientific breakdown or anything, but of the 20 or 30 games I’ve downloaded, these are the only ones I’ve actually been playing:
Mote-M
Galcon
Spore Origins
Radius
Toy Bot Diaries lite
NES emulator (via Installer)
Enigmo
Lumen
Toy Bot Diaries
South Park [...]

I’ve always wanted to recreate fabric patterns with mixed media. I finally tried it, and it was just as big of a pain in the ass as I expected it to be. This is my water colored tartan tile:

Here it is on my Twitter:

And here it is in Spore:

On wednesday I did a piece for a local NBC affiliate that was a lot of fun. You can see it here. I mess up a bit (even fudging Skin The Gerbil), but that’s what happens when you try to yo-yo and talk at the same time.
I was also supposed to film for ABC7 this [...]